THE WPA BOARD PRESIDENT WILL NOT BE PARDONING A TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR!
IT ISN'T THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEART FOR THESE BIRDS,
BUT HE PARDONS HIMSELF, AND THE ACTIONS OF HIS BOARD MEMBERS EVERY MONTH THROUGHOUT THE YEAR, AND HE JUST HASN'T GOT ANY PUBLIC PARDONS LEFT.
SORRY TURKEYS!
